The very best Chuck Norris jokes

At one point seemed like the new Budapest M0 bridge at North going to be called Chuck Norris bridge, but unfortunately the thousands of sad voters realized the the bridge got the boring Megyeri bridge name in the end.

The very best Chuck Norris jokes:

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Problem is, Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.

Darth Vader is dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

The only reason why Chuck Norris couldn’t be a gladiator in the ancient age, because the lions wasn’t agreed.

Chuck Norris doesn’t leave messages, Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

Once a snake bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes without supplemental oxygen, 14 of which he was building a
snowman at the top.

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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

When Chuck Norris turned 18 his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris once kicked the horse in the chin, today called it’s descendants giraffes.

Chuck Norris finally decided that he won’t wash their clothes in the ocean. Would have been too much tsunami victims.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get bored, Chuck Norris waits.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity, but Chuck Norris got it back.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris pick a peace of sausage, put it in the DVD player and saw back the slandering of the pig.

Once Chuck Norris signed up for the X-factor, all the mentors has dropped out of the competition.

Titanic is actually didn’t hit an iceberg, only Chuck Norris swum there.

Once Chuck Norris so quickly come out of bed, that he saw himself sleeping.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he just kick himself in the head.

When Chuck Norris enters the room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he just uses his beard to sharpen razor.

Chuck Norris won the Dakar rally with a Canoe.

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